A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]
The Best Funny genie
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Three sailors had been shipwrecked and had been stranded on a deserted island for over two years. They had been lucky to survive and had made the best of the natural resources they had found on the island, but now it was becoming obvious that there was no possible hope […]
A man was searching in a cave, looking for treasure. He searched for hours, convinced that there was something valuable hidden in the cave, but he found nothing, not even a trace and was beginning to feel really despondent with his fruitless search. Suddenly, his flashlight shone on something that […]
A man was walking along the highway when he discovered an old lamp. You know the kind, it was one of those old lamps that you find in movies like Aladdin. So, naturally he rubbed it, as pretty much anyone would do, and to his surprise a genie appeared from […]
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
Paddy was walking along the beach one day, when he saw an old bottle laying in the sand. He picked up the bottle and started to brush it off, when with a huge puff of smoke, out popped a genie. The genie said to Paddy, “Since you have freed me […]
A man was walking along the highway, headed from one small town to another, when he spotted something unusual at the side of the road. He walked over and picked it up, to find it was a rusty old lamp, the kind that you see in those old tales of […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following a dramatic escape from the burning vessel. While rummaging through the lifeboat’s provisions to see what he could find, Patrick […]
A man walks into bar with an ostrich walking along behind him and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over and asks what they would both like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a […]