I believe it is in the book of Genesis where the Bible says: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth”. What it doesn’t say though, is that God then made the earth round. And then she laughed and laughed […]
Jokes tagged as: genesis
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A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, ‘Let there be light.‘ […]
A new pastor was out visiting the homes of his parishioners, as the bishop had decided that more parish visits would be a good idea to help boost the congregation (and of course the church donations). At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer […]
