The Best Funny gas station

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Rural Gas Station

Billy Bob was filling his pickup truck with gas at a rural gas station. He was in a bit of a hurry and unfortunately when he pulled the nozzle out […]

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The Filling Station

Father O’Leary, the parish priest, was waiting in a queue at the filling station to have his car filled with petrol, just before a long holiday weekend. Even though the […]

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The Gas Station

A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and […]

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Sister Mary

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients, when her car ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a […]

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Free Sex At The Gas Station

A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”. It wasn’t long before a local redneck […]

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Queuing At The Pump

A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with fuel just before a long holiday weekend. It was obvious that he was not alone, since there were […]