Billy Bob was filling his pickup truck with gas at a rural gas station. He was in a bit of a hurry and unfortunately when he pulled the nozzle out of his car, some gas poured onto his rolled up shirt sleeve. The gas station attendant, seeing what had happened, […]
The Best Funny gas station
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Father O’Leary, the parish priest, was waiting in a queue at the filling station to have his car filled with petrol, just before a long holiday weekend. Even though the attendant at the pumps was working as fast as he could, there were many cars ahead of him and the […]
A young man walked into the convenience store at the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. He pulled one cigarette out of the packet, casually lit it and started smoking it, while standing there at the fuel pumps. The cashier saw what he was doing, quickly ran out […]
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients, when her car ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away, so she walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy […]
A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”. It wasn’t long before a local redneck pulled in to the gas station, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him […]
A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with fuel just before a long holiday weekend. It was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump. The queue at the filling station slowly shortened, but there were […]