A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]
Jokes tagged as: gas station
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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients, when her car ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away, so she walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy […]
A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.” It wasn’t long before a local redneck pulled in to the gas station, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him […]
A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with fuel just before a long holiday weekend. It was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump. The queue at the filling station slowly shortened, but there were […]
