Jokes tagged as:  gardening

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Digging In Clay

This is a short poem that I wrote back in 2010 after working in the garden one day, digging in the sticky clay soil. After it had rained, the clay used to be really heavy and sticky, doing it’s best to suck your shoes off your feet, and making them […]

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Big Arse

A couple who had been married for a few years were out working in the garden together one sunny afternoon. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your arse is getting huge. It’s starting to resemble an elephant’s arse. I […]