A man went shopping at his local garden center to try and find some ornaments and other decor for his garden to make it look nicer. Having looked around the […]
The Best Funny Garden Jokes
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I wonder how many people actually search for “garden jokes”? I’m sure there are many garden jokes that have been doing the rounds over the years, centuries probably, but you never hear of a collection of garden jokes do you?
Well, in an effort to be first at something, we have a category for garden jokes and you have just found it. We hope you enjoy this selection that we have for you and we are always looking for more jokes to make our visitors laugh. If you have any jokes you think we might enjoy, please either leave us a comment or post something on our Facebook group.
Image Copyright Tony Payne 2021. This is Penshurst Place in Kent, England. It’s a Tudor House where scenes from Wolf Hall were filmed.
Stop me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think I have told you about the time Murphy does some deep thinking. So, one day Murphy, our stereotypical Irishman who is […]
I had waited for many years to quit work and was enjoying the second week of my retirement, much the same way as I had enjoyed the first week actually, […]
In the beginning, God created the earth, but thousands of years later, mankind decided that nicely manicured lawns were an improvement on the natural environment that God had created. Mankind, […]
“Digging In Clay” is a short poem that I wrote back in 2010 after working in the garden one day, digging in the sticky clay soil that we had where […]
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They […]
A rather lovely woman in her 30’s loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red on the vine in her garden. One day, while taking […]
Two elderly ladies met while they were out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one elderly lady […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at […]
One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather were raking leaves out in the yard. Little Johnny suddenly came across an earthworm as it was exiting from its hole in […]
This is a terrific list of the top ten things you don’t want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to complete the purchase of your new […]
A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions […]