Little Jenny was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating, Jenny” he replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” Jenny asked him. “Oh, that’s a Daddy Longlegs dear”, her Daddy replied. Jenny asked […]
The Best Funny garden
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole, when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?” “My goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” […]