Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will […]
The Best Funny Garden of Eden Jokes
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Jokes about the Garden of Eden are plentiful and we have a great collection of the best Garden of Eden jokes here for you.
In fact, if truth be known, some of these jokes are probably as old as the Garden of Eden itself.
The Garden of Eden, a wonderful tropical paradise inhabited by just a man and a woman, both naked as the day they were born, I mean created! It sounds like paradise doesn’t it.
It’s the perfect scenario for the first romance novel, until of course you throw in an apple and a snake with a few tricks under it’s belt, and then anything could happen.
We hope you enjoy our collection of Garden of Eden jokes.
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