Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will find out why I believe this to be true. Yes I know, either way she was still the first woman […]
The Best Funny Garden of Eden Jokes
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Jokes about the Garden of Eden are plentiful and we have a great collection of the best Garden of Eden jokes here for you.
In fact, if truth be known, some of these jokes are probably as old as the Garden of Eden itself.
The Garden of Eden, a wonderful tropical paradise inhabited by just a man and a woman, both naked as the day they were born, I mean created! It sounds like paradise doesn’t it.
It’s the perfect scenario for the first romance novel, until of course you throw in an apple and a snake with a few tricks under it’s belt, and then anything could happen.
We hope you enjoy our collection of Garden of Eden jokes.
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God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]
Have you ever sat and pondered over the meaning of life? Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have life explained to us? What is life anyway? It seems like all we do is grow up, work hard, grow old, and what for? But there is a reason for all […]
Here’s a lovely little poem about the creation and how God made Adam and Eve, it’s called “First the Lord made man”. First the Lord made man in the Garden of EdenThen he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needin'”. After casting about for a suitable pearlHe kept messing around […]
There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to why God created Eve. Having created Adam, God realised that he wasn’t perfect (and I can see all you ladies […]
A prominent women’s liberation speaker was addressing a large group of ladies at a meeting in the local church hall. After speaking for a while, she stopped and asked the gathering, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” The women’s liberation speaker paused for a moment […]
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]
As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God pondered over this for a while, finally deciding that the solution was to give Adam two new organs. It took God a while to work on these, even though […]
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?“, but what if the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?“ One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedian of a snake, but I’m just not happy.” […]
This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy and he is lost and […]
A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. “They must have been British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They are naked and so beautiful. Clearly, they were French.” “No […]