Jokes about the Garden of Eden are plentiful and we have a great collection of the best Garden of Eden jokes here for you.
Contrary to popular belief, Eve was the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. Yes I know either way she was still the first woman, and Adam was still the first man, but with them being created the other way around […]
The Best Funny Garden of Eden Jokes
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Jokes about the Garden of Eden are plentiful and we have a great collection of the best Garden of Eden jokes here for you.
In fact, if truth be known, some of these jokes are probably as old as the Garden of Eden itself.
The Garden of Eden, a wonderful tropical paradise inhabited by just a man and a woman, both naked as the day they were born, I mean created! It sounds like paradise doesn’t it.
It’s the perfect scenario for the first romance novel, until of course you throw in an apple and a snake with a few tricks under it’s belt, and then anything could happen.
We hope you enjoy our collection of Garden of Eden jokes.
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