A man is walking along the street, when a homeless person asked him if he had any spare change. The man stops, then asks the homeless person, “Will you buy booze?” The homeless person replies, “No.” The man then asks him, “Will you spend the money gambling it away?” Once […]
The Best Funny gambling
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Six Jewish men from New York who had retired and moved to Boca Raton in Florida, were playing poker in the condo clubhouse. The stakes are getting higher, until Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand. The shock is too much for him, he clutches his chest, and drops dead […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]