So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, the lady on the other end of the phone replied. “How much would it be to put an ad in […]
The Best Funny Galway Jokes
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You might expect the best Irish Jokes to come from the heart of Ireland and they do. This is our collection of Galway Jokes, proving that Dublin may be the capital of Ireland, but it doesn’t have to be the capital of Irish Jokes.
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Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in their teens, but this is a small town in Galway where the woman are usually more reserved and men, well […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was usually such a careful man. I guess […]
It was a record breaking hot sunny day in County Galway, Ireland and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked on the beach at Dogs Bay in Connemara, the finest sandiest beach in the whole of County Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep his private parts from getting […]
A police officer was on patrol one night in a small town in County Galway when he saw two Irish drunks, who had both obviously had a skinful, judging by the way they were staggering along the road. The officer pulled over his police car, got out and said to […]