Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold in his store. So he decided to take a trip to Paris to see what other items he could find […]
The Best Funny Furniture Jokes
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We have some great furniture jokes for you and we hope you enjoy them.
Whether it’s wardrobes, tables and chairs, beds or couches, there’s a furniture joke about them somewhere.
If you enjoy our furniture jokes, please do share our pages with your friends to help spread some smiles and laughter around the world.
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A very well known global home furnishing and self assembly furniture store recently had a strange call to their customer service desk from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe from them and had it delivered the previous day. The lady explained to the customer service representative, that after assembling […]
One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that neither teenagers or cats care about your furniture and are oblivious to how much anything costs. For all of you […]
A middle aged woman from America who was still a spinster, wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he had never been with a woman before. After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decided to […]
Have you heard about the Divorced Barbie doll? These days Barbie dolls come in all shapes and sizes as well as many different colours. There are Barbie dolls of different ages and with different jobs and hobbies. There is even Ken, Barbie’s boyfriend. The Barbie related products just keep on […]
Antique tables make great gifts don’t they, but sometimes it’s hard to find what the style of antique table that you are looking for, or if you do the asking price is out of your range. So why not drop by this great store out in the boondocks that is […]