I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have you thought that there are probably just as many “You Might Be A Yankee If” jokes. Sure, why shouldn’t there be Yankee jokes as well as Redneck jokes! […]
Jokes tagged as: Fur Coat Jokes
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An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what […]
So, one day a blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decidesd that she would show her husband that blondes really are smart after all. While her husband was out at work, she made […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked. “Not really”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she responded. “Well, how about […]
A wealthy looking man and a beautiful woman are out shopping in Hollywood, and walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Please can you show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So, the owner of the shop goes out the back, and comes out with an absolutely […]
My wife has always wanted a fur jacket, and to be honest, while I have wanted to buy her one, just looking at the price tag has been enough to give me a mild heart attack. Well, last week I was walking past a clothing store, and I saw this […]
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Darling, what would you like for your birthday present?” Wife: “I really don’t think I should say”. Husband: “Well, how about a diamond ring?” Wife: “You know I don’t care much for diamonds”. Husband: “How about a mink coat […]
