I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have you thought that there are probably just as many “You Might Be A Yankee If” jokes. Sure, why shouldn’t there be Yankee jokes as well as Redneck jokes! […]
The Best Funny Fur Coat Jokes
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An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye […]
So, one day a blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decided that it would be great if she could show her husband that blondes really are smart after all. While her husband was […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked. “Not really”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she responded. “Well, how about […]
A wealthy looking man and a beautiful woman were out shopping in Hollywood and walked into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Please can you show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaimed. So, the owner of the shop went out the back and came out with an absolutely […]
My wife has always wanted a fur jacket, and to be honest, while I have wanted to buy her one, just looking at the price tag has been enough to give me a mild heart attack. Well, last week I was walking past a clothing store, and I saw this […]
If there is one thing I really struggle with it’s knowing what to buy as a birthday present for the wife. This is one such tale where a husband didn’t have a clue what to get his wife for her birthday… A few days before her birthday a husband asked […]