Isn’t it funny how your bosses office often seems like a mansion in both size and decor, while as a peon, your office (should you be even fortunate to have one) is usually cramped, used as a dumping ground, and often has to be shared with others.
A seagull has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull’s […]