Jokes tagged as:  funeral

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The Funeral Procession

Mike was a keen golfer. He was teeing up for a very difficult shot, when at that moment a funeral procession went by. Mike stopped, stood still with his hat over his heart, and bowed his head in respect. His golfing partner looked at him and said, “Mike, that was […]

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The Funeral Home

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]