The lawyer’s office received a call from an elderly spinster, who told the receptionist that she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they […]
The Best Funny Funeral Jokes
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Have you heard the story about the Irish Virgin? Oh come on, surely you have heard about the Irish Virgin? No? Well we will have to put that to rights […]
It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, […]
When old Abraham died, his will provided $50,000 to pay for an elaborate funeral. After the burial, as the last of the guests departed the cemetery, his wife, Sarah, turned […]
It was the day of Murphy’s wife’s funeral and together with his family and friends he was there at his wife’s grave for the burial service. The funeral service had […]
A man had been fortunate enough to acquire two tickets to go to the Masters in Augusta, Georgia. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged […]
A young man was really excited because he had just won a ticket to the Super Bowl in a competition. His excitement decreased however, as he looked to see where […]
Three members of the local church congregation were asked “When you are in your casket, with friends and congregation members mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was […]
A man was planning a funeral for his deceased father and told the undertaker that “only the best will do”. About a month after the funeral, the man got a […]
A Dubliner had lived in County Cork for a number of years, but unfortunately he died without a penny to his name.. Two of his neighbours from Cork went around […]