Jokes tagged as:  Funeral Jokes

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Dying is not a pleasant thing, and funerals are rarely pleasant to go to, but that doesn’t stop people from telling really funny funeral jokes does it.

This is a collection of funeral jokes, some based on true stories I am sure, others purely fictional, but while we are here and before we head off to the afterlife, let’s have a good laugh in memory of those who are no longer with us.

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Only The Best Will Do

A man was planning a funeral for his deceased father and told the undertaker that “only the best will do”. About a month after the funeral, the man got a bill from the undertakers for $70. He paid it, but then the next month he got another bill for $70. […]

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The Funeral Procession

Mike was a keen golfer. He was teeing up for a very difficult shot, when at that moment a funeral procession went by. Mike stopped, stood still with his hat over his heart, and bowed his head in respect. His golfing partner looked at him and said, “Mike, that was […]

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The Funeral Home

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]