Two men are drinking in their local watering hole when one turns and says to his buddy, “You will never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says. “Well then, tell me what happened.” The guy says, “Last night, just before bed time, the doorbell rang, and when I opened […]
The Best Funny front porch
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One evening, down on the farm, as Bill and Mabel sat on Bill’s front porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prize bull humping one of his cows down on the farm. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene, and figured that […]
Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening, having a chat about life, as southern girls do. One of the girls had just arrived back from a trip to New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sights she had seen during her […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, just passing the time, doing nothing in particular. One old lady turns to the other and asks her, “Do you still get horny dear?” The other old lady replies, “Oh sure I do, I get horny quite often actually”. The first […]