If you are in the mood for a truly terrible golf joke, we have one here for you. This is a story about the man and the frog. We hope you enjoy it and yes of course, please do share our jokes pages to help someone else laugh – or […]
The Best Funny Frog Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of frog jokes. Who doesn’t like frogs? Frogs are wonderful to watch and they also turn up in a lot of jokes, many of which also involve fairies and magic spells.. We have a good selection of frog jokes for you on this page which we hope you enjoy.
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A young boy and his sister were talking to each other, discussing something that was obviously important to them, when the little boy got up, walked across the living room to his Grandpa and asked him, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa, who was half asleep […]
Note: This joke about Merlin the Wizard is best when you read it to yourself, with the “Chap” having an upper-class English accent and “Merlin” having a gruff old voice. There’s nothing better than listening to a story when the characters have great accents, even if you do have to […]
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out what lies in store for his future. The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm, takes a deep breath, and says to him, “Aha! You are about to meet a beautiful young lady, who is going to want to […]
If you remember the original television game show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when the “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Even though these are now […]
A little girl said to her Grandfather, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can sweety”, her Grandfather replied. As she was sitting on her Grandfather’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa […]