A man was playing a round of golf and was standing in the middle of the fairway, about 140 yards out from the hole, debating what club to use from that position, when suddenly he heard a frog whisper from the rough, “Use an 8-iron”. The golfer, who was deep […]
The Best Funny Frog Jokes
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A young boy and his sister are talking to each other, discussing something that is obviously important to them, when the little boy gets up, walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa says, “No”. The little boy goes on, “Please […]
Note: This joke about Merlin the Wizard is best when you read it to yourself, with the “Chap” having an upper-class English accent and “Merlin” having a gruff old voice. An upper class English chap walks up to another chap, who is wearing a pointed hat and says to him: […]
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out what lies in store for his future. The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm, takes a deep breath, and says to him, “Aha! You are about to meet a beautiful young lady, who is going to want to […]
If you remember the original television game show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when the “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host […]
A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like […]
