My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus”. I […]
The Best Funny friends
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So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that Charlie was dying, Daniel went to visit his best friend every day in the old folks home where they both […]
Two friends were talking about technology and what an automated society we live in these days. The topic turned to driving and the latest technological innovations that were to be found in the new models of cars. One friend turned to the other and said, “Have you ever noticed that […]
Have you ever wondered why men have better friends than women? Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about […]
Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: RULE ONE Never give yourself a haircut after three Margaritas. RULE TWO You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. […]