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The Best Funny French Jokes

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Being English, we love to take the mickey out of the French, although we love them really.

It’s always been a love/hate relationship between the British and the French, which probably goes back to the Battle of Hastings and before, so a thousand years of making fun of each other.

So in honour of our love/hate relationship with the French, here are some French jokes for you to enjoy.

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Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a French Cooking class. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to prepare him a special meal for St. Valentine’s Day, and that he is to go down to Murphy’s Market and […]

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A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. “They must have been British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They are naked and so beautiful. Clearly, they were French.” “No […]

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