Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from and whether you can see the funny side. Heaven is a place where the police are English, the chefs are […]
The Best Funny French Jokes
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One evening, a French policeman pulled over and stopped a car that had English license plates. He got out, walked up to the window, which the Englishman politely wound down and then asked him if he had been drinking. With great difficulty, as he was obviously well sloshed, the Englishman […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender did a double take and said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France and there are lots of tourists visiting the region from all over the world. However, in a small town on the French coast, it is raining, so there is not too much business happening. With […]
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. Trying to encourage him, his teacher said, “You will know you are really beginning to get the hang of it when you start to dream in French”. The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, I know I have more than once. Sometimes, when you just have to go, there […]
How do you fancy having a history lesson and a good laugh at the same time? This is something I never knew before and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends (like you) in the hope that they, too, will […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
Three married men were discussing their lovemaking with their wives from the previous night, there was an Italian, a Frenchman and a Jewish man. The Italian man said, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.” The […]
Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a French Cooking class. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to prepare him a special meal for St. Valentine’s Day, and that he is to go down to Murphy’s Market and […]