A French policeman pulls over and stops an Englishman’s car. He gets out, walks up to the window, which the Englishman winds down and asks him if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, as he is obviously well sloshed, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day. […]
Jokes tagged as: French Jokes
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A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France. However, in a small town on the coast, it is raining, so there is not too much business happening. With tourism being so quiet, even though it’s the peak holiday season, everyone is heavily in […]
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. Trying to encourage him, his teacher said, “You will know you are really beginning to get the hang of it when you start to dream in French”. The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, when you just have to go, there is no option to hold it. After a […]
How do you fancy a history lesson and a good laugh at the same time? This is something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn’t […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a class in French Cooking. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to prepare him a special meal for St. Valentine’s Day, and that he is to go down to Murphy’s Market […]
