I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
The Best Funny Flying Jokes
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I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him on the airplane and immediately falls […]
The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The blonde woman looked up and replied to […]
Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home and while he was in the departure lounge at the airport waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked his friend Tom for being such a good host while he was staying at their house. “My room was great. […]
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston one evening, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen, I am so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our […]
Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
An airline captain was helping to train a very pretty new blonde air stewardess on the airplane, guiding her through her duties as part of her work experience. The route that they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the […]
An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed that he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat several rows further back. […]