The Best Funny Flying Jokes

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We have some of the best flying jokes here in our collection, so if you enjoy reading funny flying stories about the problems people have when they need to take the plane, you can hopefully find a few that will make you laugh.

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Nervous Flyer

I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft […]

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Bumpy Flight

I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a […]

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A Blonde Flying First Class

The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a […]

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Charter Plane

Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in […]

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Girl From Alabama

A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being […]

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Waiting To Board The Flight

There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home and while he was in the departure lounge at the airport waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked […]

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The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest […]

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Crabs

A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she […]

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Flight From Dublin To Boston

Shortly after take-off on an outbound, Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston one evening, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: […]

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Not All Blonde Women Are Dumb

Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. […]

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The Blonde Air Stewardess

An airline captain was helping to train a very pretty new blonde air stewardess on the airplane, guiding her through her duties as part of her work experience. The route […]

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I’m Gay

An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed […]