A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of assistance. The man said nervously, “Er, I’d like some flowers please”. “Certainly, Sir”, the florist replied, “What sort of flowers […]
The Best Funny Florist Jokes
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I guess if you are searching for florist jokes you never expected to find a whole bunch of them (pun) but yes we have a whole selection of florist jokes for you here at The Laughline.
Whether it’s florists or flowers you can be sure of some classic jokes on The Laughline and we hope you enjoy them.
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A young man walked into a flower shop. He looked around for a few minutes, then picked up a bunch of beautiful, red roses. As he was paying for them, the florist winked at him and said “I hope these get you laid tonight”. The young man quickly blushed and […]
The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had been wanting to ask her out on a date for ages and the high school prom was the perfect opportunity […]
It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, the flowers arrived, but unfortunately, when the owner read the card that came with the flowers, it said “Rest in […]
“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have any potted geraniums”, the lady at the florists said in response to the customer’s request. She then added helpfully, “Could you maybe use African violets instead?” “Unfortunately no”, the customer replied, “you see it was the potted geraniums my wife told me to […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]