A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of […]
The Best Funny Florist Jokes
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I guess if you are searching for florist jokes you never expected to find a whole bunch of them (pun) but yes we have a whole selection of florist jokes for you here at The Laughline.
Whether it’s florists or flowers you can be sure of some classic jokes on The Laughline and we hope you enjoy them.
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A young man walked into a flower shop. He looked around for a few minutes, then picked up a bunch of beautiful, red roses. As he was paying for them, […]
The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had […]
It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, […]
“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have any potted geraniums”, the lady at the florists said in response to the customer’s request. She then added helpfully, “Could you maybe use […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m […]