It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, the flowers arrived, but unfortunately, when the owner read the card that came with the flowers, it said “Rest in […]
The Best Funny florist
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“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have any potted geraniums”, the lady at the florists said. She then added helpfully, “could you use African violets?” “No”, replied Martin sadly, “it was the potted geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone for the week”.
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]