This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
The Best Funny Florida Jokes
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A man from Illinois left the snow covered streets of Chicago for a vacation in South Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. His flight to South Florida was on time and the weather was calm, so three […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]
This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and if you are from Florida or have played golf there, Florida being the “Snowbird zone” where wealthy people spend their […]
Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]
Have you ever woken up on Christmas morning and really fancied a game of golf on Christmas Day? One fine early December morning in South Florida, four good friends were out on the golf course playing their regular weekly game of golf. One of them remarked to the others how […]
Baggy shorts or Speedos? What’s your preference when going to the beach? Baggy shorts might be more comfortable, but those European men in their Speedos sure know how to pull the girls. An Irishman was vacationing in Miami, Florida and could not understand why his friend Jean Paul from France […]
Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup. She was doing 65mph, with her face […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]