Jokes tagged as:  Florida Jokes

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Florida is one of those states in the USA where lots of jokes are made about the people who live there.

Maybe it’s because it’s so hot and humid in Florida that they can’t handle the cold. Maybe it’s because they don’t have a clue about how to handle snow and ice.

Or quite possibly it’s just that many people in South Florida are elderly and have migrated south on reaching retirement from places like New York or Canada.

But regardless of how or why, here is a collection of funny Florida jokes and stories for you to enjoy.

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How People In North America React To Changes In Temperature

Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]

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Lovers Lane

A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called “Lovers’ Lane”, with the interior light of the car brightly glowing. The trooper drives up slowly, stops his police car, […]

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Picking Lemons

The woman applying for a job as a lemon picker in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs […]