Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose of which isn’t always obvious. But being a man, we just have to press buttons to find out what they […]
The Best Funny Flight Attendant Jokes
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If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used to be that on most if not all flights, you would get complimentary drinks and a snack, often a meal. […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
You really must see this funny video of what must be the world’s funniest flight attendant. All too often you board a flight only to find the air crew are pretty dull, but this lady is definitely one of a kind. You know what it’s usually like when you get […]
The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The blonde woman looked up and replied to […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed that he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat several rows further back. […]
Anyone who has been on an airplane knows that the pre-flight safety announcements when you travel by plane can become really mundane and boring, especially if you travel frequently. Other than a handful of airlines, they are a necessary but really boring part of your journey. Occasionally though, airline attendants […]
President Bill Clinton was on a flight across the United States of America, and sat next to him was a Presbyterian minister. Rather frustratingly, the plane was delayed for some time prior to take off due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to […]
A businessman on a long haul flight took his seat only to find that his neighbor in the first class cabin was a parrot. The aircraft took off and the flight attendant asked what the pair of them would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” the […]