Jokes tagged as:  fishing

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A Fishing Story

A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]

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The Fishing Trip

One afternoon the wife is at home in the middle of doing her housework, when the phone rings. It’s her husband on the phone. He says to her, “Hi honey. I have been asked to go on a fishing trip at a big lake up in Canada with my boss […]

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Ice Fishing

An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]

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The Maguire Twins

The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already the boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had never known anything it before. “Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his […]