Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river where Murphy knew a good spot to fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd. Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it […]
Jokes tagged as: Fishing Jokes
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An Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along the beach, couldn’t understand why the Irishman was just lying there doing nothing. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” the American asked him. “Because I have caught enough […]
It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses”. “We […]
One winter day, a blonde woman decided that should would like to try ice fishing. So, she packed up her fishing gear and headed to the nearest iced over area that she could find. She proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, when suddenly a booming voice called out […]
A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
One afternoon the wife is at home in the middle of doing her housework, when the phone rings. It’s her husband on the phone. He says to her, “Hi honey. I have been asked to go on a fishing trip at a big lake up in Canada with my boss […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]
An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]
A doctor in Dublin wanted to take a day off work and go fishing. So, he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”. “Yes, sir!” […]
The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already the boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had never known anything it before. “Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his […]
