Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife […]
The Best Funny Fishing Jokes
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We have some great funny fishing jokes for you here which we hope you enjoy, and feel free to share them by the way to help pass the word around about our jokes and humour site.
Men love to fish, and our love of fishing can sometimes create havoc with our relationships and also cause us to tell lies. Let’s face it, fishing often gets us into a lot of trouble.
It’s not surprising then that fishing jokes are both numerous and popular, and we are working on having one of the best online collections right here.
If you have any new fishing stories for us, please leave a comment and we would be pleased to add them to our collection.
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So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they […]
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, […]
A friend of mine, who was driving home after a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron […]
There were these two keen lady anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of […]
So last Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to […]
You know what it’s like when a couple of men go out in their boat. After a while they start on fishing talk, just rambling on, covering practically every subject […]
When Paddy’s lawn mower broke down and wouldn’t work, his wife, Siobhan, kept hinting to him that he should get it fixed as the grass on their lawn was starting […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought […]
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river, where Murphy knew a good spot to catch fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after […]
It was a hot summer day and the Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along […]
It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen were sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden came […]