One winter day, a blonde woman decided that should would like to try ice fishing. So, she packed up her fishing gear and headed to the nearest iced over area that she could find. She proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, when suddenly a booming voice called out […]
Jokes tagged as: Fishing Jokes
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A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
One afternoon the wife is at home in the middle of doing her housework, when the phone rings. It’s her husband on the phone. He says to her, “Hi honey. I have been asked to go on a fishing trip at a big lake up in Canada with my boss […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]
An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]
A doctor in Dublin wanted to take a day off work and go fishing. So, he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”. “Yes, sir!” […]
The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already the boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had never known anything it before. “Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his […]
A great song from Brad Paisley. I think we can all identify with this…
Two Englishmen are walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donal. “Hey there’s some wonderful salmon, where did you get them?” says Michael. “Don’t tell anyone,” replied the Englishmen, “but we poached them out of the river.” “How did […]
Have you ever wondered why some men have dogs and not wives? It’s not a bizarre mystery of life, and with men (like women) being different in their nature and character, there actually some very good reasons for “some” men having dogs and not wives, a few of which are […]
