Jokes tagged as:  Fishing Jokes

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We have some great fishing jokes for you here which we hope you enjoy, and feel free to share them by the way to help pass the word around about our jokes and humour site.

Men love to fish, and our love of fishing can sometimes create havoc with our relationships and also cause us to tell lies. Let’s face it, fishing often gets us into a lot of trouble.

It’s not surprising then that fishing jokes are both numerous and popular, and we are working on having one of the best online collections right here.

If you have any new fishing stories for us, please leave a comment and we would be pleased to add them to our collection.

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The Irish Fisherman

An Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along the beach, couldn’t understand why the Irishman was just lying there doing nothing. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” the American asked him. “Because I have caught enough […]

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Three Blonde Fishermen

It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses”. “We […]

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Ice Fishing

An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]