We have some great funny fishing jokes for you here which we hope you enjoy, and feel free to share them by the way to help pass the word around about our jokes and humour site.
So Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, the […]
The Best Funny Fishing Jokes
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We have some great funny fishing jokes for you here which we hope you enjoy, and feel free to share them by the way to help pass the word around about our jokes and humour site.
Men love to fish, and our love of fishing can sometimes create havoc with our relationships and also cause us to tell lies. Let’s face it, fishing often gets us into a lot of trouble.
It’s not surprising then that fishing jokes are both numerous and popular, and we are working on having one of the best online collections right here.
If you have any new fishing stories for us, please leave a comment and we would be pleased to add them to our collection.
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You know what it’s like when a couple of guys go out in their boat, after a while they start on fishing talk, just rambling on over every subject under the sun. One afternoon, Hank and Travis were out on the bayou, quietly sitting in their boat fishing, chewing tobacco, […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river where Murphy knew a good spot to fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd. Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it […]
It was a hot summer day and the Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along the beach, couldn’t understand why the Irishman was just lying there doing nothing. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” the American […]
It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen were sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden came up behind them, tapped them on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses”. “We […]
The Sunday school teacher was telling the children about the story of Noah’s Ark and asked his class, “Now children, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” Little Johnny immediately stuck his hand in the air. The Sunday school teacher beckoned to […]
One ice cold but sunny winter day, a blonde woman decided that should would like to try ice fishing. So, she packed up her fishing gear and headed to the nearest iced over area that she could find. She proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, when suddenly a […]
Who doesn’t love a fishing story, especially when it’s a good fishing story. A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up […]
One afternoon the wife is at home in the middle of doing her housework, when the phone rings. It’s her husband on the phone. He says to her, “Hi honey. I have been asked to go on a fishing trip at a big lake up in Canada with my boss […]
