Paddy and Feargus bumped into each other while walking down the road and Paddy asked Feargus if he had seen Murphy recently. “Well to be sure I have and I haven’t”, Feargus replied. “What on earth do you mean by that Feargus”, Paddy asked. “Well”, Feargus replied. “It’s like this […]
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The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his pocket and dropped it into the offering plate. Just then, the person who was sitting behind him, tapped Feargus on […]
There was an old priest from a church in Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was peach brandy. Feargus, who had been a member of his congregation for many years, would give the priest a bottle of […]
Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]