The Best Funny Father Jokes

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We hope you enjoy this selection of great funny father jokes that we have compiled for you.


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Little Sister

Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You […]

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A Bar Of Chocolate

An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day on the way home from school, when a car pulled over and stopped next to him. The car […]

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Death In The Family

A  man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look […]

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Most Parents Can Relate To This

I’m pretty sure that most parents can relate to this. Hands up if you are a parent and hands up again if you can relate to the following story. I […]

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Getting The Family Together

Sometimes as you know, it gets harder for a family to meet up, even for important events. This is a “supposedly” true story about getting the family together. An elderly […]

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The Money The Bible Or The Whisky?

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable […]

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Cannibals

Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where […]

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The Ugly Child

A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son […]

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Straight Up Into The Sky

Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the […]

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Cute Little Vase

Arthur went to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she showed him into the living room where he decided not to take a seat but to stand […]

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Embarrassing Problems

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. […]