Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You […]
The Best Funny Father Jokes
An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day on the way home from school, when a car pulled over and stopped next to him. The car […]
A man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look […]
I’m pretty sure that most parents can relate to this. Hands up if you are a parent and hands up again if you can relate to the following story. I […]
Sometimes as you know, it gets harder for a family to meet up, even for important events. This is a “supposedly” true story about getting the family together. An elderly […]
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment, then answered him. “Go […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable […]
Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where […]
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the […]
Arthur went to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she showed him into the living room where he decided not to take a seat but to stand […]
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. […]