The Best Funny Father Jokes

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We hope you enjoy this selection of great funny father jokes that we have compiled for you.


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After Church

After church one Sunday morning, a family were walking home when the mother commented to her husband, “The choir was awful this morning”. The father commented back to her, “Yes […]

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Pregnant

Mary was still in her teens when she ended up having to face her father and tell him that she was pregnant. After she had given him the news, Mary’s […]

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Terrible Financial Advice

The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you really gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?” her father said, somewhat shocked […]

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How Poor People Live

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They […]

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The Young Priest

The young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two […]

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What Does Love Mean?

What does love mean? If you ask anyone this question, you will get different answers depending on who you ask. The question “What does love mean?” was posed to a […]

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A Fortune

After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his […]

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The Royal Navy Recruit

The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do […]

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Reading The Bible

A Christian father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before she went to bed one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of […]

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Rabbi Levy

During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had […]