Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get […]
The Best Funny Father Jokes
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Most of us love our fathers dearly, but father jokes are still funny, considering the bizarre situations that fathers often get into.
We hope you enjoy this selection of great funny father jokes that we have compiled for you.
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The following are all “supposedly” genuine replies that British women have put on Child Benefit claim forms in the section where you list the father’s details. Don’t you love these […]
A little boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” His father thought for a minute, then replied: “Well, son, […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. […]
Three boys were in the school yard during break time and were bragging about their fathers. The first boy said, “My father scribbles a few words on a piece of […]
A mother and father made a doctor’s appointment for their six year old son. With some hesitation, they explained to the doctor, that although their little Johnny appeared to be […]
One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday […]
I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. […]
An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, […]
My 12-year-old daughter asked me, “Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project”. I gave her one without thinking to ask what […]
One Sunday morning there was a young boy fidgeting in church during the morning service. He was continually twitching and making noises, much to the annoyance of his parents, who […]