Johnny passed his driving test and just got his driver’s license. The family decided that it would be a great idea if Johnny took them all for a ride in […]
The Best Funny Father Jokes
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Most of us love our fathers dearly, but father jokes are still funny, considering the bizarre situations that fathers often get into.
We hope you enjoy this selection of great funny father jokes that we have compiled for you.
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A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large […]
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]
Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do […]
Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok. His father answered the phone […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and […]
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. […]
“You looked troubled”, I said to my friend when we were talking the other day. “What’s the problem?” I asked him. He answered, “I’m going to be a father”. “But […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Sweetie, […]