Most of us love our fathers dearly, but father jokes are still funny, considering the bizarre situations that fathers often get into.
A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large beast and said to his mother, “Mom, what’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?” His Mom replied, “That’s […]
The Best Funny Father Jokes
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Most of us love our fathers dearly, but father jokes are still funny, considering the bizarre situations that fathers often get into.
We hope you enjoy this selection of great funny father jokes that we have compiled for you.
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Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went up to his teacher, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my father […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to give birth to their first child and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week or longer, […]
Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do about it. The psychiatrist advised as follows, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa […]
Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok. His father answered the phone and Paddy asked him what had happened. “I was driving and fell asleep at the wheel”, his father said, obviously […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”. Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. […]
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t rightly know, son”. The […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
“You looked troubled”, I said to my friend when we were talking the other day. “What’s the problem?” I asked him. He answered, “I’m going to be a father”. “But that’s wonderful news,” I said. “How come you look so troubled?” He replied, “There’s wonderful about it? My wife doesn’t […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Sweetie, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life when you grow up”. A little […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]