There is this guy that had a turkey addiction. He was totally addicted to turkey and as a result he continually gained weight and was very sick and very fat. He was always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It kept making him sick and fatter but he couldn’t stop, […]
The Best Funny fat
Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store. While they were in line at the checkout counter, Little Johnny says to his dad, “Dad, look at that man in front of us, daddy, he’s fat!” His dad notices the man, but politely tells Johnny, “That’s not a nice […]
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a new medical study that linked male obesity to a virus that saps your energy. One evening, my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work. “Did you read that article in the paper today?” he asked me. “Not yet”, I […]
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]