Angela rode the bus to work every day., but on this particular day however, she wasn’t feeling too good and she thought to herself “Oh no, I really have to […]
The Best Funny Fart Jokes
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Farts jokes and farting stories, now there is a topic worthy of conversation!
It used to be that just us men discussed such things as passing gas, blowing off, trumping and tooting, but now women enjoy this topic just as much it seems.
There are many words that describe farting, and even more jokes about this humorous bodily function than you might imagine. We hope that you enjoy our collection of fart jokes.
Albert was getting old, and sadly the time had come for him to be put into a nursing home, as his children, who were all grown up, could no longer […]
Patrick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who happened to work as aircraft mechanics at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. One day, the airport was surrounded by thick […]
Of all the words that exist for passing gas or farting, the term Ripsnorter is a wonderfully descriptive word that conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act […]
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? This is my take on farts and a sort of “what if” in a world where you […]
This is a video clip from the Graham Norton Show about farting in a women’s toilet, with the stars of the cop show Cagney & Lacey. You have to see […]
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas, I really needed to have a good fart. The music was really, really loud, […]
The campfire scene where the cowboys are all sitting around eating their dinner is one of the funniest and probably the most famous clip from Blazing Saddles. It’s just one […]
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
This is the farting Christmas song, it’s lude, rude, crude and hilarious (or at least we thought so). Do you know any other rude or funny Christmas songs? If so, […]
Julie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous. She arrives with her boyfriend […]
A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off […]