Don’t you love to do fun things when you are driving? How about this one… Next time you are in a car with a friend and you pull up to a red traffic light, look at the person in the car next to you. Then, roll down your window really […]
Jokes tagged as: Fart Jokes
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An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
You may think that men and women shower the same way, but in reality, the way that a man showers is quite different to the way that a woman showers. The breakdown of just what men and women do when they take a shower (see below) should prove my point. […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]
Angela rides the bus to work every day. Today, however, she isn’t feeling too good, and she thinks to herself “Oh no, I really have to fart!” She is in a lot of discomfort because she has a pain in her lower abdomen. It’s a tremendous build up of gas […]
Albert was getting old, and sadly the time had come for him to be put into a nursing home, as his children, who were all grown up, could no longer care for him. They all had careers, and busy lives, and several now also had children of their own. Poor […]
Patrick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. One day, the airport was surrounded by thick fog, not a single aircraft was able to take off or land, and the fog was so bad that aircraft couldn’t be […]
Of all the words that exist for passing gas, the term Ripsnorter conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act of farting. It’s a wonderfully descriptive word don’t you think. A Ripsnorter could never apply to a regular toot, trump, or any other common terms for blowing off. […]
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? Farts! You either love them or hate them. It’s very much a man thing, but some women and indeed couples find passing gas together funny, although they might never admit to it. No matter what though, farts […]
