This is a short story about the King’s daughter. Once upon a time, a King had a daughter. She was in her teens, just turned 18 and although you shouldn’t […]
The Best Funny Fart Jokes
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Farts jokes and farting stories, now there is a topic worthy of conversation!
It used to be that just us men discussed such things as passing gas, blowing off, trumping and tooting, but now women enjoy this topic just as much it seems.
There are many words that describe farting, and even more jokes about this humorous bodily function than you might imagine. We hope that you enjoy our collection of fart jokes.
A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a […]
This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you […]
A ballerina goes to the doctor and says to him, “Doctor I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart”. She poor girl […]
Don’t you love to do fun things when you are driving? How about this one… Next time you are in a car with a friend and you pull up to […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says […]
This might be a strange topic for a joke, but how to shower is actually a rather interesting subject when you think about it. You may think that men and […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning […]