A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
Jokes tagged as: fart
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You may think that men and women shower the same way, but in reality, the way that a man showers is quite different to the way that a woman showers. The breakdown of just what men and women do when they take a shower (see below) should prove my point. […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]
Angela rides the bus to work every day. Today, however, she isn’t feeling too good, and she thinks to herself “Oh no, I really have to fart!” She is in a lot of discomfort because she has a pain in her lower abdomen. It’s a tremendous build up of gas […]
Of all the words that exist for passing gas, the term Ripsnorter conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act of farting. It’s a wonderfully descriptive word don’t you think. A Ripsnorter could never apply to a regular toot, trump, or any other common terms for blowing off. […]
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
Julie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous. She arrives with her boyfriend at her parents house, introductions are made, and they all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. Julie begins […]
A woman is out shopping, and goes into Wal-Mart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off the shelf, and wanders on over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. […]
