This is a short story about the King’s daughter. Once upon a time, a King had a daughter. She was in her teens, just turned 18 and although you shouldn’t really say such things about a princess, she was drop dead gorgeous. Princess Azura had long fair hair, big blue […]
The Best Funny Fart Jokes
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Farts jokes and farting stories, now there is a topic worthy of conversation!
It used to be that just us men discussed such things as passing gas, blowing off, trumping and tooting, but now women enjoy this topic just as much it seems.
There are many words that describe farting, and even more jokes about this humorous bodily function than you might imagine. We hope that you enjoy our collection of fart jokes.
A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was perfect, but as she bent down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farted quite […]
Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always loved the circus from when he was a child and hadn’t been to one in years. He enjoyed the performance […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
A ballerina goes to the doctor and says to him, “Doctor I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart”. She poor girl is practically in tears as she relates her tale to the doctor. “Hmmm”, says the Doctor, “Do you think you […]
Don’t you love to do fun things when you are driving? How about this one… Next time you are in a car with a friend and you pull up to a red traffic light, look at the person in the car next to you. Then, roll down your window really […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
This might be a strange topic for a joke, but how to shower is actually a rather interesting subject when you think about it. You may think that men and women shower the same way, but in reality, the way that a man showers is quite different to the way […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]