Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised chicken egg business and Gordon the chicken was his favourite rooster. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets’ eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup […]
The Best Funny Farmer Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny Farmer Jokes here for you, hopefully there is some good material for you to use if you have to give a speech about farming or farmers.
Farmers, farmhands and other country folk lend themselves readily to a whole plethora of jokes, whether it’s to do with their accents, life down on the farm, or the farm and it’s animals.
I hope you enjoy our collection of Farmer Jokes. Feel free to share on social media using the links on every page.
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A preacher walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Do you belong to the Christian family?” “No sir”, the farmer said, they live two farms down.” “No”, the preacher said, “I mean are you lost?” “No, I’ve been here thirty years”, the farmer replied. The preacher continued, “I mean, […]
A blonde city girl was out driving and found herself in a rural area. Being a city girl, this was unfamiliar territory for her, she was more used to the streets and avenues and the frequent stop lights rather than the wide open spaces. She spotted a farm animal in […]