A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
Jokes tagged as: farmer
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer who is standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Thinking that this looked rather unusual, he pulls the car over to the side of the road, and notices that the farmer is just standing […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer near the barn, and asks him if the rumours about his pig are true. “Yep,” says the farmer. “I got […]
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So, he decided to go to every house in his town. To the households where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the households where the wife was the boss, he […]
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]
Two chickens were having an intense discussion one evening while sitting in their coop. “The farmer sells my eggs for a dollar a dozen”, says the first chicken. “That’s all?”, says the second chicken, “Why, he gets $1.10 for my eggs! And mine are much bigger than yours are.” The […]
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar, and he was getting drunk. Actually, drunk is not really an adequate way to describe his condition. He was rat-assed and practically legless, and it was obvious that he was drinking for a reason. A man came into the bar, and he […]
A preacher walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Do you belong to the Christian family?” “No sir”, the farmer said, they live two farms down.” “No”, the preacher said, “I mean are you lost?” “No, I’ve been here thirty years”, the farmer replied. The preacher continued, “I mean, […]
A blonde girl from the city was out driving and found herself in a rural area. Being a blonde city girl, this was unfamiliar territory for her. She spotted a farm animal in a field, standing next to a farmer, and stopped the car to ask the farmer a question. “Sir,” […]