Jeb is a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger”, and he is on a visit to Ireland. Paddy is given the task of showing Jeb around, and upon learning that Jeb is a farmer, Paddy proudly takes him out to the country to show him his farm. […]
Jokes tagged as: farmer
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A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man […]
An elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted to do for a long time, and now that he was retired, he figured that he had the time and the money to do just that. The farm […]
The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
A man was driving along a rural road one day, when he saw a three legged chicken strutting it’s way down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, but as he was driving he was amazed to see that the chicken was running […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer who is standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Thinking that this looked rather unusual, he pulls the car over to the side of the road, and notices that the farmer is just standing […]
