A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]
Jokes tagged as: Farmer Jokes
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When you next open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this… A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk. A farmer’s life is rarely easy, and she […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]
Jeb is a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger”, and he is on a visit to Ireland. Paddy is given the task of showing Jeb around, and upon learning that Jeb is a farmer, Paddy proudly takes him out to the country to show him his farm. […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man […]
An elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted to do for a long time, and now that he was retired, he figured that he had the time and the money to do just that. The farm […]
The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
Willis the farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you turn the wagon upright again.” “That’s […]
