Murphy who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could give him. After listening to Murphy’s […]
Jokes tagged as: Farmer Jokes
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A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal, and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some insights as to the possible source […]
A city slicker decides that he has had enough of living in the city. He decides that he wants to become a farmer, so he moves to the country where he buys a farm. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens”. […]
A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]
When you next open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this… A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk. A farmer’s life is rarely easy, and she […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]
Jeb is a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger”, and he is on a visit to Ireland. Paddy is given the task of showing Jeb around, and upon learning that Jeb is a farmer, Paddy proudly takes him out to the country to show him his farm. […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man […]
An elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted to do for a long time, and now that he was retired, he figured that he had the time and the money to do just that. The farm […]
