A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My […]
The Best Funny Farmer Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny Farmer Jokes here for you, hopefully there is some good material for you to use if you have to give a speech about farming or farmers.
Farmers, farmhands and other country folk lend themselves readily to a whole plethora of jokes, whether it’s to do with their accents, life down on the farm, or the farm and it’s animals.
I hope you enjoy our collection of Farmer Jokes. Feel free to share on social media using the links on every page.
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