Jokes tagged as:  Farmer Jokes

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We have a great collection of Farmer Jokes here for you. Farmers, farmhands and other country folk lend themselves readily to a whole plethora of jokes, whether it’s to do with their accents, life down on the farm, or the farm and it’s animals. I hope you enjoy our collection of Farmer Jokes. Feel free to share on social media using the links on every page.

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Extraordinarily Handsome Man

An extraordinarily handsome man who was also rather conceited, decided he had the “God given” responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children that were beyond comparison. Having made this his mission in life, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a long but fruitless search […]

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal, and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some insights as to the possible source […]

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Coincidences

A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]