The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]
Jokes tagged as: farmer
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A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
A man was driving along a rural road one day, when he saw a three legged chicken strutting it’s way down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, but as he was driving he was amazed to see that the chicken was running […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer who is standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Thinking that this looked rather unusual, he pulls the car over to the side of the road, and notices that the farmer is just standing […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer near the barn, and asks him if the rumours about his pig are true. “Yep,” says the farmer. “I got […]
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So, he decided to go to every house in his town. To the households where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the households where the wife was the boss, he […]
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]