Two middle aged sisters lived together and managed the farm that their parents had left to them. They very much kept to themselves, so were both spinsters. They were both also rather timid and all their lives they had both had an extreme fear of electric storms, thunder and lightning […]
The Best Funny farm
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An elderly couple had a major argument, and as they drive home down a country road, there was total silence in the car, as neither of them wanted to concede their position. Neither of them wanted the argument to escalate again, which it was likely to, and so neither of […]
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada. She had lived there all of her married life, but now a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border, and their land had been the […]
Willis the farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you turn the wagon upright again.” “That’s […]
One evening, as Bill and Mabel sat on Bill’s front porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prize bull humping one of his cows down on the farm. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene, and figured that maybe the omens were […]
