For a special birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so […]
The Best Funny Fancy Jokes
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A blonde woman had always wanted to own a really fancy car and she had just bought herself a BMW. To have an expensive car, a status symbol to drive […]
Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them went into a panic because they had been […]
One evening a man entered a fancy bar which had lots of fancy flashing lights outside. He walked up to the bar and ordered a fancy drink. He was amazed […]
Paddy and Joseph were hitchhiking one day, but not having a lot of success in thumbing a lift. “I think it might be best if we split up”, said Paddy. […]
Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on […]
Bob was taking Sue out on their first date together and he wanted to make sure all went really well. So, when he picked her up at her house, he […]
Jack was struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases, when a stranger walked up to him and asked “Have you got the time?” Jack sighed, […]
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, and their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one bachelor, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too […]
Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two. One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner […]
A man goes into a really fancy restaurant wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is told by the concierge that open neck shirts are not allowed, […]
Can you imagine never having seen a mirror before? I can see you thinking already that this must be a terrible joke and to be sure you aren’t wrong there. […]