Jokes tagged as:  Fancy Jokes

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Fancy jokes cover a lot of topics in the same way as the word fancy covers a lot of topics. Fancy could be used to describe a restaurant or nightclub, a woman’s dress or outfit, a woman’s jewellery even.

Regardless of the use of the word fancy, here is a selection of fancy jokes for you to enjoy.

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Posh Restaurant

For a birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so while he perused the menu, he gradually whittled down Siobhan’s choice to either chicken and salad. Finally, they both decided to […]

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Big Feet

Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them were invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing. As they didn’t have any shoes to go dancing in, they went to a shoe store to […]

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Hitchhiking

Paddy and Joseph were hitchhiking one day, but not having a lot of success in thumbing a lift. “I think it might be best if we split up”, said Paddy. “We are not having much luck hitchiking, we might find it easier to get a lift if there is only […]

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First Date

Bob was taking Sue out on their first date. When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were […]

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The Watch

Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases, when a stranger walks up to him and asks “Have you got the time?” Jack sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s a quarter to six,” he says. “Hey, that’s a pretty […]

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The Bachelor Cookbook

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, and their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one bachelor, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too many fancy recipes in it, eh?” asked the other bachelor. “You said it”, the first bachelor replied. “Every one of […]