A man was playing a round of golf and was standing in the middle of the fairway, about 140 yards out from the hole, debating what club to use from that position, when suddenly he heard a frog whisper from the rough, “Use an 8-iron”. The golfer, who was deep […]
The Best Funny fairway
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A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]
A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Golf is a mystery to a lot of people and it certainly was a total mystery to Bob’s wife. She never could understand why Bob insisted on tiring himself out by walking so far every time he played. So, one day she went with him when he played a round […]
Fred was playing off the sixth tee. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill, because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly, and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road. So he put another ball down and took the penalty. Fred carries on, and […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods. After a lot of searching, he found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up […]
