A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]
Jokes tagged as: fairway
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A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Golf was a total mystery to Bob’s wife. She never could understand why Bob insisted on tiring himself by walking so far every time he played. So, one day she went with him, to see for herself what the game was about. For six holes she tramped after him. From […]
Fred was playing off the sixth tee. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill, because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly, and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road. So he put another ball down and took the penalty. Fred carries on, and […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods. After a lot of searching, he found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up […]
