A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass. He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second shot, when he heard someone call out “FORE!”. Well the next thing you know, a ball slammed into the priest’s […]
The Best Funny fairway
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If you are in the mood for a truly terrible golf joke, we have one here for you. This is a story about the man and the frog. We hope you enjoy it and yes of course, please do share our jokes pages to help someone else laugh – or […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf and he desperately relished the thought of just being out there on the golf course. He mulled this over in his head for some time, since it was a Sunday and […]
The novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee at the first hole. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, the novice was greeted by the angry golfer, who let him […]
A golfer was being rather careless one day when driving between holes and ended up with an overturned golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman, who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course, heard the crash and she came running over to see if everything was alright. […]
A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Golf is a mystery to a lot of people and it certainly was a total mystery to Bob’s wife. She never could understand why Bob insisted on tiring himself out by walking so far every time he played. So, one day she went with him when he played a round […]
Fred was playing off the sixth tee. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill, because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road. So he put another ball down and took the penalty. Fred decided to carry […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, round about about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, as you do sometimes. After a lot of searching, he finally found his ball, right in the middle of a patch of pretty yellow […]