Bob and Ted went to a local fair in a Somerset town in southwest England. They came across a small crowd of people who were gathered around a stall, and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Bob asked one of the crowd. “We’re watching to see if […]
The Best Funny Fair Jokes
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Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
Frank was on vacation in Texas and decided to have a day out at the local county fair. There is always something to see at the county fair and it being a hot sunny day, Frank thought that would be a good way to pass the time. He had been […]
Harold and his wife Margaret went to the State Fair every year, end every year without fail, Harold would say, “Margaret, I’d like to ride in that there airplane”. Every year Margaret would respond, “I know, Harold, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars”. […]