Contrary to popular belief, Eve was the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. Yes I know either way she was still the first woman, and Adam was still the first man, but with them being created the other way around […]
The Best Funny Eve Jokes
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A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest profession in history. “I think my line of work ought to win this one hands down”, the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib and that sure sounds […]
There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to why God created Eve. Having created Adam, God realised that he wasn’t perfect (and I can see all you ladies […]
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is […]
A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]
The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]
