Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will […]
The Best Funny Eve Jokes
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Are you ready for some Eve jokes? When you think about it, Eve, the original First Lady, is the obvious choice the the first woman to be featured in jokes aboout women.
Nobody knows why Adam wasn’t enough for her and you would think that with both Adam and Eve being naked in paradise, the Garden of Eden, that their life woulf be practically perfect.
But no! Eve must have been either a dumb blonde, or the first slut, because she gets seduced by a snake, is tricked into eating the forbidden fruit and we all know the rest of the story.
We hope you enjoy our collection of Eve jokes, some of which are as old as the story of creation itself, but still funny after all these years.
A surgeon, an architect and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest profession in history. “I truly think my line of work ought […]
There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to […]
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this […]
A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. […]
The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story all about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were […]