The Best Funny Eve Jokes

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When you think about it, Eve, the original First Lady, is the obvious choice the the first woman to be featured in jokes aboout women.

Nobody knows why Adam wasn’t enough for her, and you would think that with both Adam and Eve being naked in paradise, the Garden of Eden, that their life woulf be practically perfect.

But no! Eve must have been either a dumb blonde, or the first slut, because she gets seduced by a snake, is tricked into eating the forbidden fruit, and we all know the rest of the story.

We hope you enjoy our collection of Eve jokes, some of which are as old as the story of creation itself.

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The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]