Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker […]
The Best Funny Erection Jokes
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Well this isn’t a category you usually find is it, erection jokes! It’s a very male thing (or at least it used to be but you never know these days).
So what do you call an erection? Is it a woody, a stiffy or something else?
We hope you enjoy this selection of erection jokes and for those of you from China, it’s nothing to do with poritics and voting!
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