Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker tables were so high, they decided to go to a bar and have a few drinks. At the bar they […]
The Best Funny Erection Jokes
Here’s a funny story about a permanent erection, enjoy. A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no men […]
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands. […]
This is a Top Ten List of extracts from actual letters sent to Housing Associations by renters. Whether these are actually actual (do you like that wording) or fabricated responses, we found them pretty funny and hope you do as well. I guess we have all written something without checking […]
Three women neighbors always hung their laundry out to dry on the washing line in the back yard. When it rained, however, their laundry always got wet if it was hanging out. All the laundry, that was, except for Veronica’s. Her laundry never ever ended up getting wet. The other […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
You know you are getting older when certain changes in life, or comments made by friends, make you realise that you aren’t quite as young as you still try to be. It’s a sad fact of life that no matter how hard we try, we cannot defy the aging process. […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick and she thought that the best way to do this was to find herself a rich old man and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she had no trouble finding the perfect candidate. They […]
You know how a beautiful girl or a beautiful woman is always a reason for men getting into trouble. Here’s a good story for you about a man and a beautiful girl. One night Jeff walked into a pub and he saw his friend Paul who was slumped over the […]