Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in the book as well as everything else that she could think of, but without any success at all. No matter […]
The Best Funny English Jokes
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We have all heard so much about Brexit in the news that most of us are sick of it, right! But do you know the real reason for the UK wanting to leave the European Union? According to the media, Brexit was all about the ability to trade with whichever […]
Murphy was walking home down a country lane when a car pulled up alongside him, stopped and the driver wound his window down. “Could you tell me the way to Balbriggan, please?” asked the driver, who from his accent was obviously a visitor from England. “Certainly sir”, Murphy said. “If […]
On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in the same compartment. The American had been looking at the Englishman for a while as they travelled through the English […]
Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from and whether you can see the funny side. Heaven is a place where the police are English, the chefs are […]
Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his chicken’s eggs for his breakfast. One morning, he looked into his garden and saw that the chicken […]
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman said, “I believe that the fastest thing in life is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash”. […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, which shows just how different men and women are? The story below is a prime example of just how differently […]
One evening, a French policeman pulled over and stopped a car that had English license plates. He got out, walked up to the window, which the Englishman politely wound down and then asked him if he had been drinking. With great difficulty, as he was obviously well sloshed, the Englishman […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
Have you ever wondered why the English language is so complicated? So many words that look similar are pronounced differently, and at the same time, many words that are spelled differently are pronounced the same. The reality is that over several millennia, the English language that we know today has […]
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives were playing a round of golf on a windy day. The Englishman’s wife stepped up to the tee and as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed that she wasn’t wearing […]