An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the first student couldn’t help but admire his fellow student’s bicycle. He asked his fellow student, “Where did you get such […]
The Best Funny engineer
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One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. Being engineers, they were all immediately thinking what could have caused the car to breakdown. Knowing how people […]
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said to the others, “Do you remember when on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve? […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple test, which he hoped would help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he […]
An engineer dies, goes up to heaven and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, I see that you are an engineer. I’m sorry, but you have come to the wrong place.” So, the engineer heads downstairs, lots of them, mile after mile, hundreds […]