The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
The Best Funny employees
The following are actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations. If you are like me, you love reading top ten lists like this, and I hope this list lives up to it’s potential. Given that the list is about federal government employees, who are reputed to not be the […]
As a result of the money budgeted for department areas, we have no choice but to cut down our number of personnel, and are implementing a new employee policy, taking effect immediately. Under this plan older employees will be asked to go on to early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger […]