The office Christmas party can be a joyous affair, I have been to a few like that, but it can also be totally ruined by different minority groups who never seem to be happy, no matter what is decided. Below is the HR correspondence regarding one such party, the plans […]
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The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
The following are actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations. If you are like me, you love reading top ten lists like this, and I hope this list lives up to it’s potential. Given that the list is about federal government employees, who are reputed to not be the […]
Dear employees. As a result of the money budgeted for department areas has been decreased, we have no choice but to cut down our number of personnel and are implementing a new employee policy, taking effect immediately. Under this plan older employees will be asked to go on to early retirement, […]