So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen […]
The Best Funny Emergency Room
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So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers. He went off […]
A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at […]
A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we both got dressed and got in the […]
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse took her into a cubicle, unwrapped the bandage from her […]
Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to […]