So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
The Best Funny Emergency Room
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So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers. He went off to the emergency room at the hospital, where the doctor looked at his hands and said, “Righ then Murphy, lets […]
A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever. He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all”. “Me neither docor”, her husband said, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids”. Image used […]
A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to where you are walking, I know, we all do it don’t we. […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we both got dressed and got in the car, I drove and we rushed him to the emergency room at the local hospital. They examined him and performed […]
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse took her into a cubicle, unwrapped the bandage from her hand and she could see that the tip of her index finger had been shot off. Blood was pouring out […]
Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish our wooden toilet seat. I finally got around to doing it one day while Julie was out shopping, thinking […]