The Best Funny Elevator Jokes

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If you enjoy funny stories about elevators, we have some great elevator jokes here for you.

With most elevators being so small, people can often end up touching each other accidentally, or on purpose, which can be either embarrassing or a turn on, depending on who it is and the mood of the moment.

Elevators are also prone to breaking down, which can cause embassassing incidents.

Of course in the UK we call it a Lift not an Elevator, which confuses Americans, another source of elevator jokes.

Well enough from us, read on and enjoy our collection of elevator jokes.

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Two Girls In An Elevator

Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to […]

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The Dead Senator

With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one […]

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First Time In The Big City

An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the […]

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Shopping Mall

Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for […]

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Elevator

To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the […]

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The Blonde Woman In The Elevator

A blonde woman stepped into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face looked at the man who was already in there and said, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiled […]

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A Skeleton In The Closet

You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, […]

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Lunch Time Surprise

Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby […]

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Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations in the hospital where I work as a student nurse, require that a wheelchair is used for patients when they are being discharged. One day, I found an […]

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Hotel Lobby Incident

I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going […]

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The Broken Elevator

Three colleagues were attending a business convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get […]

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What Happens When You Fall In Love

What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone […]