Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to them, the girls noticed he had a really bad dandruff problem. The brunette whispered to the blonde, “Someone should give […]
The Best Funny Elevator Jokes
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With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one day when he was hit by a truck and died. The Senator’s soul arrived in Heaven and was met by […]
An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy along a corridor and into a small room. As the door closed behind them, she looked around and shook […]
Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were these two […]
To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the survivors ate the dead passengers? I’m not proud of this, but when I have to take an elevator, I bring […]
A blonde woman stepped into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face looked at the man who was already in there and said, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiled back at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde woman gave a puzzled look for a moment, then smiled back and […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, as the story goes, an old building was being torn down in Chicago […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby of the building, took the elevator to the 9th floor, and then quietly made her way along the corridor to […]
Hospital regulations in the hospital where I work as a student nurse, require that a wheelchair is used for patients when they are being discharged. One day, I found an elderly gentleman, who was already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. The gentleman insisted […]
I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going up and down in the elevators and it’s a sure fire recipe for people bumping into each other or having […]
Three colleagues were attending a business convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]