Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to […]
The Best Funny Elevator Jokes
With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one […]
An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the […]
Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for […]
To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the […]
A blonde woman stepped into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face looked at the man who was already in there and said, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiled […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby […]
Hospital regulations in the hospital where I work as a student nurse, require that a wheelchair is used for patients when they are being discharged. One day, I found an […]
I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going […]
Three colleagues were attending a business convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone […]