The Best Funny Elevator Jokes

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If you enjoy funny stories about elevators, we have some great elevator jokes here for you.

With most elevators being so small, people can often end up touching each other accidentally, or on purpose, which can be either embarrassing or a turn on, depending on who it is and the mood of the moment.

Elevators are also prone to breaking down, which can cause embassassing incidents.

Of course in the UK we call it a Lift not an Elevator, which confuses Americans, another source of elevator jokes.

Well enough from us, read on and enjoy our collection of elevator jokes.

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