Jokes tagged as:  elephant

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Anything You Want

A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]

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Wise Blind Elephants

Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. They failed to agree with each other in any way, and so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through the jungle (visualise the Dawn Patrol from the Jungle Book […]