A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large beast and said to his mother, “Mom, what’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?” His Mom replied, “That’s […]
The Best Funny Elephant Jokes
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We have some great elephant jokes in our elephant jokes collection and hope you enjoy these. Elephant are such fine animals and make a great topic for a joke or funny story. Enjoy.
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Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always loved the circus from when he was a child and hadn’t been to one in years. He enjoyed the performance […]
Who doesn’t love funny elephant videos. Elephants are so funny to watch, but they can also we a bit intimidating and rather naughty as well, as you will see from some of these clips. We hope you enjoy these clips and indeed all of our animal videos and jokes. If […]
Here are some funny Elephant videos for you, something to guarantee a smile. Elephants are some of the largest animals on the planet, but Elephants can also be really funny to watch, they have great personalities. Here is a collection of video clips of funny Elephants for you to enjoy. […]
If you love big arse jokes you are sure to love this one and the moral to this story is, be careful when telling your wife that she has a big arse! A couple who had been married for a few years were out working in the garden together one […]
A man was feeling rather hungry one lunch time, so he went into a new restaurant that had opened up close to the office where he worked. While he was looking at the lunch menu, he saw a notice that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 […]
A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals. After all, it had been some time since he had last enforced […]
Six wise, blind elephants were standing by their favourite watering hole one day, discussing what humans were like. They almost always failed to agree with each other in any way whatsoever, so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through […]
Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for you. When I was in Florida, I went to the town where the circus stays during the winter. I happened […]
It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting at a secret location known only to the elephants. This naturally took a fair amount of time, […]
If you remember the original television game show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when the “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Even though these are now […]