The Best Funny Elephant Jokes

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Elephant’s Penis

A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large […]

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The Irishman And The Elephant

Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always […]

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Funny Elephant Videos

Who doesn’t love funny elephant videos. Elephants are so funny to watch, but they can also we a bit intimidating and rather naughty as well, as you will see from […]

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Big Arse

If you love big arse jokes you are sure to love this one and the moral to this story is, be careful when telling your wife that she has a […]

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Anything You Want

A man was feeling rather hungry one lunch time, so he went into a new restaurant that had opened up close to the office where he worked. While he was […]

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King Of The Jungle

A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle […]

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Wise Blind Elephants

Six wise, blind elephants were standing by their favourite watering hole one day, discussing what humans were like. They almost always failed to agree with each other in any way […]

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Jewish Businessmen

Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for […]

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Elephant Council

It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way […]

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Hollywood Squares

If you remember the original television game show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days […]