The great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America, and was starting to feel the pace. “I am sick and tired of all these meetings”, he moaned to his driver, who had a shock of white hair and looked remarkably like the great man. “All I do […]
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Einstein dies and as luck would have it, he has a chance of getting into heaven. He waits in line for a while at the pearly gates for someone to let him in, and then finally Saint Peter turns up. Saint Peter says to him, “You look like Einstein, but […]
Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 140 years old if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she […]
Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate. Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “You look like […]
