Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up […]
The Best Funny eggs
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A rooster was strutting around the farmyard one Easter morning in a typical arrogant manner as roosters do. He walked into the hen house and to his surprise he came […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs […]
My brother thinks he is a chicken! Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. […]
The wife was in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast for her and her husband. Her husband walked into the kitchen and immediately she turned to him and said, […]
Have you ever wondered why the English language is so complicated? So many words that look similar are pronounced differently, and at the same time, many words that are spelled […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared […]
This is what happens after you spend a passionate night with a strange bird. The aftermath of a passionate night is embarrassment beyond belief!
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was […]
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, kind of day dreaming to himself, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road right in front […]