Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his chicken’s eggs for his breakfast. One morning, he looked into his garden and saw that the chicken […]
The Best Funny eggs
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A rooster was strutting around the farmyard one Easter morning in a typical arrogant manner as roosters do. He walked into the hen house and to his surprise he came across a nest of eggs that were dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
My brother thinks he is a chicken! Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see the doctor, the first man tells the doctor that the other man is his brother and he has a problem. […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
The wife was in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast for her and her husband. Her husband walked into the kitchen and immediately she turned to him and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”. Her husband, thinking that it was his lucky day, bent […]
Have you ever wondered why the English language is so complicated? So many words that look similar are pronounced differently, and at the same time, many words that are spelled differently are pronounced the same. The reality is that over several millennia, the English language that we know today has […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them in the farm house. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer […]
This is what happens after you spend a passionate night with a strange bird. The aftermath of a passionate night is embarrassment beyond belief!
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, kind of day dreaming to himself, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road right in front of him. He swerved his car to try and save the Easter Bunny and to avoid hitting him, but unfortunately […]