Jokes tagged as:  eggs

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Breakfast

A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asks if he would […]

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Two Chickens

Two chickens were having an intense discussion one evening while sitting in their coop. “The farmer sells my eggs for a dollar a dozen”, says the first chicken. “That’s all?”, says the second chicken, “Why, he gets $1.10 for my eggs! And mine are much bigger than yours are.” The […]