The Best Funny Ear Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/doe-hirsch-female-prick-ears-ears-430238/We thought that having an Ear Jokes collection might be a good idea. This isn’t something we have seen anywhere else, but since there are jokes about people with big ears, sticky out ears, hearing problems or earache etc, well why not bundle all those Ear Jokes up together and give them their own page.

We hope you enjoy our Ear Jokes and please do forward our jokes to your friends if you think they would enjoy them as well.

Helping the world to laugh is our goal and we need your help to get these jokes circulating far and wide so they can reach as many people as possible. Thanks for helping.


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Accident At Work

Robert was in a terrible accident at work, somehow managing to fall through a floor tile and ripping off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled […]

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Elephant Council

It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way […]

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Hairy Dog Ears

This is a problem I haven’t really heard about before, Hairy Dog Ears! By hairy I mean excessively hairy so it pretty much stops a dog from hearing anything. Well, […]

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The Swimming Contest

The swimming contest is a funny story involving disabled people. No offence is intended to anyone with any kind of disability. It’s just a funny story. So three disabled people […]

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The Bunny And The Snake

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, […]